ACME love repair service for women (midwest)
INTRODUCTION OF SERVICES
ACME is a nonprofit full service love repair service for women that (sic) need short or long term sex repair above, (your head), and below your waist. We encourage special requests before or at the time of service call. We also provide a “drive to” for your convenience should a house call be dangerous.
DESCRIPTION OF SERVICES
We provide, among (sic) requests, the following services:
Light kinky, role playing, light bondage, s/m, oral specialists, including dirty talk, doggy, dining table, couch, counter-tops, and long slow bed work. ACME is an equal opportunity service provider to married, single, tall short, voluptuous, curvy women.
require two service employees.
DESCRIPTION OF ACME SERVICE ATTENDANT
At this time there is only one ACME employee. He is 6′-1″, slender, has large purple plunger that is excellent for rump bumping, and ham slamming. He is very sexy and cool.
All employees are insured and bondaged, (sic) and they are guaranteed to perform their (sic) service call to your satisfaction or we will return again, again, and again until your (sic) SATISFIED.