Five Days

RMPmanworkingnicehands

Conversations from Craigslist ads such as: https://reticentmentalproperty.wordpress.com/2013/04/10/seeking/

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On Tuesday: Less than 7 minutes after ad is Posted in NYC listings

What the fuck are you talking about,lol.

Did you take your pill today maybe the wrong one or ones.

I found it kind of funny. Do you often ramble with a helmet on

swinging drool in every direction or are you the girl I would look

at and say shut the fuck up.

In any regards I guess it comes down to I’ll bend you over fuck the shit out of you and just tune your

endless babble out until the next time I summons you to come please me and oh by the way get me

a beer on the way out the door.

Thank you

f7ck you

get your own damn beer.
and i got flagged.
And You’re Welcome.
Well thank you now thats the way to talk maybe not the way I want you to use your naughty mouth though.
Ok Ok Im a pervert but can also be very nice I like to fuck around.
Check out my post from oh 2 days ago I think looking for naughty wifes and?????
ahh.

there are several naughty postings out there. I’ve read them, wet, late in the night…
I apologize, but I’m not able to identify your specific bend-over ad, though, my friend kindly points out that you are probably just the kind of guy i’m interested in…if only i could find a way to speed up my common sense meter and verify “safe, sane and i can trust you.”
Tall order.
Exploration good. In over my head, not.
You needed a friend to tell you this all you had to do was ask me I would of
been honest with you. I am safe/sane fun/and oh get this respectful to you as a
person or piece of meat which ever you want to be. What other attributes should
a man have that you are in search of?
Oh yeah speed up that damn common sense meter and another one of my many talents
is a work on meters so if you need a service call let me know
Did they really get you wet?
What about them did?

Did I tell you I would wear a Super Mans cape to fix your meter,lol
Ok enough from me today have a great day
John Thick
Good morning how was your night?
Do you miss me yet?
Been thinking about how I would gag you and bend you over for a wild ride.
If I called you me naughty little whore in your ear would you fight back?

Maybe i would.

or

Maybe i’d like it.

but then i’d also tell you to fucking spell salacious correctly or you get no opp to bend me or get near my ear.

SALACIUOS

Ah ha

Now I will bend you over and say all kinds of naughty things in your ear

holding you down with my hands feeling you fight back saying no no but knowing

you want it and love it.

Then I will get the candles out pouring hot wax on you as you moan and fight me but

can’t get loose.

Do you know what I want to whisper in your ear ?

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You know you actually make me hot for you.
I can feel my cock swelling but not yet to full potential.
I think I need you do something to me. My cock is starting to
ache for you.
Whats your stats so I can think about you better

Everyone is hot for me.

i got 25 responses off that ad.
no, you don’t get my stats.
cuz you fucking won’t or CAN’T spell for me.
stop being a puss and salivating over what you can’t take.
and get your ass outta my inbox.

wow
There goes that naughty mouth again. Maybe I didn’t
spell correctly or correct enough for you but you seem like
the controlling type bitch that needs to be taken care of and
put in her place real good but thanks for talking and I will get out
of your fucking inbox. Have fun with all the twinks and poindexters
that you will find on here. Shit I thought you were better than what your
going to get fucking with them knobs.
Great luck you little whore

By the way I wouldn’t want to be in your in box you couldn’t handle
the fucking I would give you. You would probably fall in love with me
get butthurt often?

you want the last word so you can feel big and strong?
go ahead , send the final insult so you can walk away with your manhood intact.
i promise not to respond.

You know what
FUCK YOU you little bitch. You throw words around and reprimand people who might not
spell as well as you. Your a power trip chick who likes to control the situation anyway she can
because that’s what makes her pussy wet and makes you feel strong when deep down you want to give
up all control to someone else like me. Even if its only for a few hours being told what to do. You love having
me hold your arms being on top feeling you struggle and fight knowing that this is what makes your pussy
wet and all primed for me to shove my throbbing member into you. You will anticipate the first breaking of your pussy
as I slide into you. You want nothing more than to relax giving me the power and all you have to do is be my naughty whore
giving in to my desires and orders.
There’s your last words my little whore read them chew on them but please please don’t respond
John Thick

One more thing you naughty slut what the hell is butthurt?
You really do need to be punished with a good spanking for starters
but you r not that type of whore are you.
Good day
John Thick

Saturday:

 

 Miss me?

You lasted less than a week…

seriously. get some control.

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He’ll meet her whenever and wherever she asks. She won’t. 

# for Reticent Mental Property

Flip: Personal Ad

RMPedinburgh1582

I Want You – 40


Date: 2012-12-23, 9:22AM EST

When you enter the room, I look up from the work on my desk and smile. It has been too long since the last time I set eyes upon your stunning beauty. As I gaze into your eyes, I can clearly see the passion, longing and burning desire that has been held back for far too long. I momentarily shift my eyes to your beautiful figure and am delighted that you have seen fit to wear a sexy skirt and blouse just for me.

I motion with my finger for you to come to me, and you walk over without saying a word as I stand. Then I wrap my strong arms around you and take your face into my gentle hands. Our lips touch, and then we kiss … slow at first … but then more intensely. I can feel your body pressing into mine and the swell of your breasts against my chest. I break our kiss and hold you close as I gently nibble your ear and whisper how much I have missed you. I smell your perfume and it ignites my passion and I start to lightly kiss the side of your neck.

I feel your breathing getting ragged and your knees getting weak. I can tell that you are now mine for the taking. In an instant, I lift you off the floor and into my powerful arms and hold your like a baby as I walk towards the bed. My mouth finds yours as I am walking and we kiss deeply, our tongues exploring and the desire building.

I lay you on the bed and remove your clothing slowly as you look at me with glazed half opened eyes. Your blouse and bra come off first. And I take each breast into my mouth in turn and expertly lick and nibble on them until your nipples become completely aroused … while my hand is rubbing and slowly moving up your inner thigh. As I get closer to your sex … I notice that you are so wet that the juices are flowing down your legs … and that you have not worn panties.

I touch you with my fingers and trace small circles around your clit while moving to your mouth and start kissing you again. You are wet and excited and it turns me on so much that I now as hard as a rock. You reach to feel me through my jeans and gasp. You want me so bad. Our mouths are locked and we are trying to consume each other … the lust is almost uncontrollable … as I break our kiss … trail kisses down your body … remove your skirt and put my head between your open legs. I start to gently lick all around the vulva and labia and tease you relentlessly as I use my finger to lightly touch your clit. You are panting and trying to grind into my face and lock my head in your thighs. That is when I take your clit into my mouth and lick and suck until I hear my baby moan and shake.

You release me and I stand and take off my clothing as you watch from orgasm dazed eyes. I take your legs and put them over my shoulders and slip into you easily like a hot knife into butter. I start slow … and tenderly make love to you. We grind together in unison and in perfect rhythm … with my every push brushing my crotch against your clit. I move your legs off my shoulders and open them wide so I can and thrust as deep as possible … I kiss you and pinch your nipples between my fingers. It is not long before I feel like I am close and so are you.

But then I stop and pull out. And I flip you over onto your stomach and say “baby get up onto your knees” … and weakly you manage it. I am feeling like a sex starved bull with a rod of iron as I roughly thrust into you from behind. You bury your head into the pillow and gasp. I start thrusting hard as I grip your hips. The bed starts to shake as I pump into your harder and faster …. you collapse from your knees and start to moan in orgasm … and I stay inside you and keep thrusting until finally I am spent … arggg … baby. I lay down beside you and kiss you .. and hold you in my arms until we fall asleep.

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If there is an attractive, physically fit woman out there reading this that needs some fantastic sex with a clean cut, athletic, DWM … please respond and lets get to know each other.

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She scribbles lines of red through his words; the same lines she drew through the ones he posted in Edinburgh. 

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#for Reticent Mental Property, April 20, 2013, actual lifted ad and not written by Ret

 

Willy’s Personal Ad

RMPlaughingwoman

take your dentures out & gum me – m4w – 73 (assisted living) – 73

The nurses where I live all have teeth. “Willy” can’t stand teeth. Send picture without dentures so I know you are smooth enough for me. At my age I don’t care about diseases(not much time left) so if you have hair piece I won’t mind.

If you can make “Willy” stand at attention maybe you could sit on my lap with out sliding off. Put “old cooter” in subject line to be considered. I am very selective so I wish you ladies lots of luck in being selected. Be over 50 years old and under 250 pounds(we have a scale in the facilities if you are close). I’m looking forward to your responses. My grandson will be helping me weed through the e-mails.

  • Location: assisted living

She laughs, delighting in the comedic routine of wading through witty responses from readers.

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