Racy Emails and Reds




Do you like wine?  I love a big bold red.  And I love to swirl it on my tongue.  If you ever see me sip one, you’ll probably notice it. 

I view this as savoring a fine red. And that’s nothing I am in a hurry to finish. I am busy. You are consumed. I love sharing thoughts with you. Your responses are delicious. Please do not mistake this as me wanting to be pen pals. That’s not my goal. This is all about timing. And soon,  I am quite confident we will hit our physical stride.  I’m also confident in the end result. We will fuck and love each other comprehensively. 
I know it.


Well, then, my personal Master Sommelier, we shall enjoy your bold reds, and my oaky cabs with hint of tannins, and the leggy reds of fall, together.  Oh,  I have a love of wines, alright. And I’m in need of a man who loves to swirl them on his tongue and then find my mouth and take a sip of me. You are a what is known as a good pour, Sir,  and this going to be known as a good year.  Friend, lover, taker, giver…now we really must schedule a tasting.

Hear me laughing with you….Raise your glass,  L.

Cheers! Moi.

And You
Will be
Connecting on so many levels; mind, body and now bottle…
Yours,  L.
 She remembers the swirling, his tongue, the tasting….Delicious is right. 
# November 23, 2013 for Reticent Mental Property with photo credit to http://www.becauseiamfabulous.com and Helen Hunt in The Sessions.

Five Days


Conversations from Craigslist ads such as: https://reticentmentalproperty.wordpress.com/2013/04/10/seeking/



On Tuesday: Less than 7 minutes after ad is Posted in NYC listings

What the fuck are you talking about,lol.

Did you take your pill today maybe the wrong one or ones.

I found it kind of funny. Do you often ramble with a helmet on

swinging drool in every direction or are you the girl I would look

at and say shut the fuck up.

In any regards I guess it comes down to I’ll bend you over fuck the shit out of you and just tune your

endless babble out until the next time I summons you to come please me and oh by the way get me

a beer on the way out the door.

Thank you

f7ck you

get your own damn beer.
and i got flagged.
And You’re Welcome.
Well thank you now thats the way to talk maybe not the way I want you to use your naughty mouth though.
Ok Ok Im a pervert but can also be very nice I like to fuck around.
Check out my post from oh 2 days ago I think looking for naughty wifes and?????

there are several naughty postings out there. I’ve read them, wet, late in the night…
I apologize, but I’m not able to identify your specific bend-over ad, though, my friend kindly points out that you are probably just the kind of guy i’m interested in…if only i could find a way to speed up my common sense meter and verify “safe, sane and i can trust you.”
Tall order.
Exploration good. In over my head, not.
You needed a friend to tell you this all you had to do was ask me I would of
been honest with you. I am safe/sane fun/and oh get this respectful to you as a
person or piece of meat which ever you want to be. What other attributes should
a man have that you are in search of?
Oh yeah speed up that damn common sense meter and another one of my many talents
is a work on meters so if you need a service call let me know
Did they really get you wet?
What about them did?

Did I tell you I would wear a Super Mans cape to fix your meter,lol
Ok enough from me today have a great day
John Thick
Good morning how was your night?
Do you miss me yet?
Been thinking about how I would gag you and bend you over for a wild ride.
If I called you me naughty little whore in your ear would you fight back?

Maybe i would.


Maybe i’d like it.

but then i’d also tell you to fucking spell salacious correctly or you get no opp to bend me or get near my ear.


Ah ha

Now I will bend you over and say all kinds of naughty things in your ear

holding you down with my hands feeling you fight back saying no no but knowing

you want it and love it.

Then I will get the candles out pouring hot wax on you as you moan and fight me but

can’t get loose.

Do you know what I want to whisper in your ear ?


You know you actually make me hot for you.
I can feel my cock swelling but not yet to full potential.
I think I need you do something to me. My cock is starting to
ache for you.
Whats your stats so I can think about you better

Everyone is hot for me.

i got 25 responses off that ad.
no, you don’t get my stats.
cuz you fucking won’t or CAN’T spell for me.
stop being a puss and salivating over what you can’t take.
and get your ass outta my inbox.

There goes that naughty mouth again. Maybe I didn’t
spell correctly or correct enough for you but you seem like
the controlling type bitch that needs to be taken care of and
put in her place real good but thanks for talking and I will get out
of your fucking inbox. Have fun with all the twinks and poindexters
that you will find on here. Shit I thought you were better than what your
going to get fucking with them knobs.
Great luck you little whore

By the way I wouldn’t want to be in your in box you couldn’t handle
the fucking I would give you. You would probably fall in love with me
get butthurt often?

you want the last word so you can feel big and strong?
go ahead , send the final insult so you can walk away with your manhood intact.
i promise not to respond.

You know what
FUCK YOU you little bitch. You throw words around and reprimand people who might not
spell as well as you. Your a power trip chick who likes to control the situation anyway she can
because that’s what makes her pussy wet and makes you feel strong when deep down you want to give
up all control to someone else like me. Even if its only for a few hours being told what to do. You love having
me hold your arms being on top feeling you struggle and fight knowing that this is what makes your pussy
wet and all primed for me to shove my throbbing member into you. You will anticipate the first breaking of your pussy
as I slide into you. You want nothing more than to relax giving me the power and all you have to do is be my naughty whore
giving in to my desires and orders.
There’s your last words my little whore read them chew on them but please please don’t respond
John Thick

One more thing you naughty slut what the hell is butthurt?
You really do need to be punished with a good spanking for starters
but you r not that type of whore are you.
Good day
John Thick



 Miss me?

You lasted less than a week…

seriously. get some control.




He’ll meet her whenever and wherever she asks. She won’t. 

# for Reticent Mental Property

Having Sext

Dear Potential Sext Partner, 

You’ll hear about my breasts and nipples when the time is right.

How private is your work space?

Are you only able to converse only by text or do you work on a keyboard…?
and of course,
how big is your….
Hmmm….getting right to the details I see…work from my smartphone. private “secret” account. don’t use computer. have my own office which is private, but public restroom. can use IM too. u?
She thinks ewww.
sorry, the devil is in the details…
and evidently in the men I find wanting to chat…
you boyz are rather forward…
tell me about your breasts and nipples…?
not going to work for me…strike 1.
nope. don’t deserve that strike. your description of what you are wearing to work including the ben wa balls and see through blouse/nipples comments led me to believe they I could go there w/o penalty. trust me, i’m paying attention…
yes, you can go there,

but for me,

it’s all in the ask…
i talk dirty, don’t necessarily converse dirty 24/7.
Carnal, yes. Complex, absolutely. While talking dirty has it’s place, I’m very well rounded in conversation… i want a satisfying encounter from my end as well…this frequently takes a little more than thumb action can provide…which is why I asked for detail.
no offense meant.
but this kind of chat will be mutually beneficial or I walk…
yes, in my high heels, right by you, close enough so i can inhale your scent and make you wish you could hook your finger into the top of my blouse and rip off the buttons to remove it one pull because you are so hot to see for yourself what my hard nipples really look like…
: )
as you lean close to me I smell you as well and notice your breasts pressing against the fabric of your blouse. I feel a stirring between my legs as I begin to imagine what’s underneath. we’ve only just met, so I try unsuccessfully to pretend not to notice, but I see in your eyes that you realize both my efforts and my interest…
so you do have it in you…
She has such a hungry head and knows this is not feeding her mind. 
# for Reticent Mental Property

Office Lap Dance

RMPorange nails
Typical Friday Afternoon Chat Excerpt

“right now what you need is a slow and thoroughly filling workout, with my thighs straddling yours as you sit in your office…here…allow me to assist in setting a slower pace…let me give you time to try and decide whether to grip the desk or trail your hands up my body, over my shoulders and wrap your hand around the bend of my neck, to firmly pull me down into your lap,  while I arch my back and start to keep a rhythm you can savor…you know I love your eyes traveling over my body as i move over you… you have to hold back when you think about how i accept the raw pleasure of this position…”

Meaningless work is no match for the adventurous mind.

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Hey,It’s working, and I pasted your last email below for ease of reference.

Yeah, this whole thing is a little different. I just have a hard time imaging a husband being okay with his wife getting banged good and hard by another man. I am worried about being hurt. Lol.

I have never done anything like this before. I am fine with you having your dignity. :-).

But just so you know I am 100% safe in every way. I don’t think I told you that I am a single father raising three kids on my own. I am a business professional, clean cut and conservative.

I guess the one area where I am a bit adventurous is sex, but I have always kept it one on one and never have been involved in a threesome or group sex or any kind.


Dear A.T.,

Pondering.This would be the time where I would forward email to husband for discussion…public meeting for coffee/drink no big deal, but a big deal…you know.

Safety… I’m crossing a marital line that I’ve blurred.  I know we came into this for different reasons but with the same objective.

I know for men it takes little more than a willing partner… no offense… but for me, I  I will enjoy it more because I’m acting like a whore with hubby’s approval…(btw- that’s an apology to myself—and You if you were NOT thinking that of me…)

Does this make sense…I can do this for him, but with a little bit of dignity. eh? 


Adventures are not for the faint of heart, but collateral damage ensues.  A weakened  once-beautiful heart, a disgust for the pace of the chase, a tarnishing of the fairytale romantic notions we try to appease. The things wives will do for their man to avoid looking at the root of the loss of passion. 

# for RMP. No images due to the stark nature of this exchange. Doesn’t look good in writing. Don’t want to put a visual on the page.